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{{Infobox treasure
|image        = Alien Billboard.png
|size          = 180px
|icon          = Alien Billboard icon.png
|hoard_number  = 175 (US)<br>176 (Europe)<br>183 (Japan)
|series        = Ancient Ad Series
|value        = 80
|weight        = 15
|max_pikmin    = 25
|uslocation    = White Flower Garden
|eulocation    = Dream Den
|jplocation    = White Flower Garden
}}


Growing up next door to a college girls dormitory proved to be a cornucopia of voyeuristic opportunity. This was back when Eisenhower was President and Elvis ruled the airwaves, and I was a horny adolescent of thirteen. I had been taught the art of masturbation a couple years earlier and enjoyed an introductory period of orgasms that produced no cum. I never missed getting that funny feeling and not shooting cum, I didn't know any different for a while.<br />
The '''Alien Billboard''' ({{j|古代の広告|Kodai no Kōkoku|Ancient Advertisement}}) is a treasure found in the game ''[[Pikmin 2]]'' and is actually the lid of a Kiwi brand shoe polish container. In the North American and Japanese [[Region|versions]] of the game, it is found on the first sublevel of the [[White Flower Garden]]. There are a few pests such as [[Sheargrub]]s that may be a problem if they're not taken care of.  


As time went by I began ejaculating and having to think ahead to what I was going to do with the mess I made. At that age masturbating was not a once a day practice, but more like once an hour. It seemed like any spare time I could find I was in my room or the bathroom jacking off. And it didn't take long either, no matter how many times I did it.<br />
On it, it reads:


Since my bedroom window faced about ten dorm rooms I would carefully peek hoping to catch a glimpse of a naked coed. I managed multiple sightings and became the popular destination for my buddies to spend the night. It was a time of great horniness when we were all horny to see a voluptuous college girl and jack off together.<br />
<center>  
KIWI ®


I also enjoyed assembling model cars and airplanes and had a large hobby table set up in my room. It was against the wall next to the window facing the dorm. I got into the practice of having paper towels or kleenex on the table and used them frequently to wipe up messes as well as catch my cum. I would also use underwear or sox if nothing else was handy, but I knew I shouldn't put crusty laundry in the hamper on a regular basis.<br />
SINCE 1906


So one day I was alone and jerking and started to cum without anything handy to catch it. In a panic I grabbed the curtains beside the window and launched a huge load into them. It was easy, convenient, and became a receptacle for cum lasting months. And using the curtains to catch my cum usually happened more than once a day.<br />
SHOE POLISH


One day I was quietly sitting at the table painting one of the models and my mother walked in and took down the curtains. As she was walking out of the room she said: "I wish you wouldn't wipe your airplane glue on these curtains, they are stiff as a board." I was stunned.<br />
''"Shines, Nourishes, & Protects"''


As I got older and thought about that day something occurred to me. Airplane glue doesn't wash out, it's not water soluble and it has a very distinctive odor. The possibility exists she may have known exactly what was making the curtains stiff and this was her way of telling me to use something else. I never did use them again.
CORDOVAN
 
NET WT. 1 ⅛ OZ. (31 g)
</center>
 
"Cordovan" is also labeled across the outer edge of the container's lid.
 
On the European version of the game, this treasure is inside one of the [[Orange Bulborb]]s in sublevel 13 of the [[Dream Den]].
 
In the [[Pikmin 2 (Nintendo Switch)|Switch port]], the treasure is an unbranded shoe polish container. The text on it reads:
 
<center>
ESTABLISHED 1920
 
SHOE POLISH
 
HIGH QUALITY SHOE CARE
 
BLACK
 
32g (1,120 OZ)
 
SHINE & PROTECT
</center>
 
{{Notes|journal=y|sale=y}}
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
P2 Artwork Alien Billboard.png|Artwork of the Alien Billboard.
Thumb alienbillboard.jpg|Alternate scan of the Alien Billboard's artwork.
P2 Alien Billboard JP Location.png|The Alien Billboard in the [[White Flower Garden]].
P2 Alien Billboard Collected.png|The Alien Billboard being analyzed.
Alien Billboard Switch.jpg|The Alien Billboard being analyzed in [[Pikmin 2 (Nintendo Switch)|the Nintendo Switch version of ''Pikmin 2'']].
Alien Billboard P2S icon.png|The [[Treasure Hoard]] icon of the Alien Billboard in the Nintendo Switch version of ''Pikmin 2''.
Alien Billboard texture.png|The texture used for the Alien Billboard.
Alien Billboard P2S texture.png|The texture used for the Alien Billboard in the Nintendo Switch version of ''Pikmin 2''.
Kiwi shoe polish.jpg|A real Kiwi brand shoe polish lid.
</gallery>
 
==Names in other languages==
{{Foreignname
|Fra=Panneau Alien
|FraM=Alien Sign
|Spa=Cartelera alienígena
|SpaM=Alien billboard
|Ita=Bacheca aliena
|ItaM=Alien Billboard
|Ger=Alien-Plakatwand
|GerM=Alien Billboard
}}
 
{{Treasures}}
[[Category:White Flower Garden]]
[[Category:Dream Den]]

Latest revision as of 01:09, July 17, 2024

Alien Billboard Treasure Hoard icon.
The Alien Billboard.
Number 175 (US)
176 (Europe)
183 (Japan)
Series Ancient Ad Series
Value Poko × 80
Weight 15
Maximum carriers 25 Pikmin
Location White Flower Garden (US)
Dream Den (Europe)
White Flower Garden (Japan)
Challenge Mode levels None

The Alien Billboard (古代の広告?, lit.: "Ancient Advertisement") is a treasure found in the game Pikmin 2 and is actually the lid of a Kiwi brand shoe polish container. In the North American and Japanese versions of the game, it is found on the first sublevel of the White Flower Garden. There are a few pests such as Sheargrubs that may be a problem if they're not taken care of.

On it, it reads:

KIWI ®

SINCE 1906

SHOE POLISH

"Shines, Nourishes, & Protects"

CORDOVAN

NET WT. 1 ⅛ OZ. (31 g)

"Cordovan" is also labeled across the outer edge of the container's lid.

On the European version of the game, this treasure is inside one of the Orange Bulborbs in sublevel 13 of the Dream Den.

In the Switch port, the treasure is an unbranded shoe polish container. The text on it reads:

ESTABLISHED 1920

SHOE POLISH

HIGH QUALITY SHOE CARE

BLACK

32g (1,120 OZ)

SHINE & PROTECT

Notes

Olimar's journal

There are several different patterns drawn on this object's surface. They appear to be characters or letters, but I can't make any sense of them. This is just an educated guess, but I wonder if this object is a kind of alien bulletin board? The size of the object seems about right for it.

Sales pitch

Perhaps this is some ancient billboard...but perhaps not. Its authenticity may be in question, but if you can use it for inspiration, you may become a topflight ad executive.

Gallery[edit]

Names in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Flag of France French Panneau Alien Alien Sign
Flag of Germany German Alien-Plakatwand Alien Billboard
Flag of Italy Italian Bacheca aliena Alien Billboard
Flag of Spain Spanish Cartelera alienígena Alien billboard