User:PikStarThePikipedia

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Hello, i am Pik Star. BYEEB

well, guy who made Pikmin X (fanon slapstick TV show), i may reuse that idea.

Dandori... is... quite good.

Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!

Waterwraith: This Tastes like Bulborb Poop!

Hey, look. a leafling that looks like Olimar. Blue Pikmin #4: LET'S CALL HIM DANDORIMAR!

DIOTOIR DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!

PikStarThePikipedia
Scientific Name	Shiropedes tenebris
Family	Snavian
Areas	Dark Island, Graveyard Of Snavians, Bulbmin's Gulch
Attacks	eat Pikmin, spit out Gloom.

Is it me, or did i just fart?

Episode 25: The Team VS. The Wild... Slightly Edited, BTW.

Purple: Guys, does poison cause extreme farting?

   * Purple farts* 

Yellow: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue: that's not a good sign.
White: why?

   * Yellow gets hit with the bomb dweevil* 

Red: uhhh...dhfldhjgyfhjghfuighdfjghusdhsjgvfxgnsdjldfyhsuofjgyidrhngjfyhgvjdhfioafkvhsdigdsjfhidyf
Blue (While Red is blabbling): That's why.

   * Continues* 

White: SHUT UP!

   * Purple farts again* 

Red: yudbfihdgjfurjgyrifhygfidsyhfds...KA-ME-MA-ME...

   * Gulp* 

Yellow: Not again!

   * Purple yawns* 

Red: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

   * Yellow is obliterated* 

Blue: You know, you shouldn't have done that.

   * Drops book*
   * Red is foaming at the mouth* 

Red: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANNA, I"M A FREE PIKMIN! FREEEEEEEEEEEEE PIKMIIIIIIIIIN! WOO-HOO! I... *Fades*

   * Blue picks up his book again* 

Blue: Pikminicus 111? Fire overload? These symptoms aren't in them. He's got...

   * Closes up* 

Blue: MAD DWEEVIL DESEASE!

   * Screen backs up* 

Others:...

   * Splat* 

Blue: NO, REALLY!

   * White burps out poison* 

Purple: zzzzz...

   * Blue makes anime pose* 

Blue in a generic anime pose: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS???

   * Olimar pulls out journal* 

Olimar: note to self, don't anger red by farting.

   * Makes movements similar to Brawl Tuants 2 ending* 

Blue: Okay, we're dead.

   * Screen fades to forest of hope* 

Red: I Can fart with freedom!

   * Glug,Glug, BUUURP!* 

Red: also, i hduhfguidgirhtgidusfgdujfudisygixdhjdbgyidjetyiretyrujfgdiOH*Piktamin 111*ITABULBORB!

   * Fades back to perplexing pool* 

Olimar: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

   * His helmet is filled with drool* 

Yellow: WAKE THE *Piktamin 111* UP!

   * White sees this and gets mad* 

White: If I Have to spend 30 days with your blabber, Then i will...

   * Yellow falls off cliff* 

Others:...

   * Blue makes another anime pose* 

Blue: Well, he did fall of the cliff.

   * OVER 9000! Bomb-rocks fall on Yellow*
   * Blue now looks like vegeta* 

Louie: Blue! What does the Onion say about Those bomb-rocks?

   * Blue takes off scouter* 

Blue: IT'S OVER 9000!

   * Cricket chirps*
   * Louie smacks insect and tries to eat it but suffocates and runs to ship* 

Louie: OH S**T OH S**T OH S**T! I CAN'T BREATHE THIS AIR!

   * Blue throws book at olimar* 

Blue: I have no idea what just happened but uhhh... THE DAY'S COMING TO AN END!!!

   * Others panic, but screen moves to show that Mitites are causing this*
   * Fades to Emergence cave* 

Red: lalalalalalalalalalalaalalolalabrrrrlalalalalalalala...

   * Continues* 

Snow bulborb: You Shouldn't Do that when you are about to run into a...

   * Red turns* 

Red: Not Listening lalalalalalalalalala...

   * Red Bumps into a Hairy Bulborb* 

Red:KA-ME-HA-ME...

   * Other Snow Bulborbs see this and gasp* 

Red:...HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   * Other Snow bulborbs are like O_O* 

Red:Oops.

   * Fades to blue Onion interior* 

Blue: Divided by the power of $X2P2$ And Add that to $2.0+100.0$...

   * Fades to yellow Onion interior* 

Yellow: ow.

   * Fades to red Onion interior* 

Other Red Pikmin: TGTYRFUGFUYGHFVCTGYVBUFTUUGBHKBKJHGVBFCRFXDFVGFTYFBLIBERBLOOBER.

   * Fades to White Pikmin room* 

White: That's wrong!

   * White hits one of her others with a goolix*
   * Fades to Purple Pikmin room* 

Purple: Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

   * Fades to Perplexing pool* 

BLL: Oh, fizz dispenser.

   * Fades to morning, olimar is gone until The events of Pikmin*
   * events of Pikmin/olimar's shipwreck tale happen, but altered* 

Olimar: Huh? Where's the dolphin?

   * Sees ocean* 

Olimar: the ocean's calm...too calm.

   * Sees dark sky* 

Olimar: Dark Sky?

   * water bubbles, Shoots out A black lava-like substance* 

Olimar *In horror*: AHHHHHHHHH! WATER SPOUTS OF DARK LAVA!!!!

   * Pellets start falling from the still dark sky* 

Olimar: Pellets falling from the sky? this can mean one thing... i'm in the middle of...EMPEROR'S TRIANGLE!!!

   * Dramatic cue p* 

Olimar: IN THE OVERWORLD CAVE OF DARKNESS!

   * Another dramatic cue p* 

Olimar: A NO PIKMIN'S LAND!!!

   * Another dramatic cue p... this is getting annoying.* 

Olimar: at least i have you, Louie.

   * Holds Bulborb fruit and makes it look like Louie*
   * Pikmin are seen sitting on a dead puffstool* 

Yellow: HAH! OLIMAR'S BEFRIENDING A BULBORB FRUIT!

   * olimar is drowning* 

Olimar *to bulborb fruit*: SAVE ME!

   * Others look at blue* 

Blue: I'm not doing it.
White: *gasps* oh no.
Others: What?

   * Hydro Snagrets emerge from the flooded ground* 

Olimar: HYDRO SNAGRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   * Another blue Pikmin saves him* 

Olimar: AHHH! BULBORBS! SAVE ME LOUIE!

   * Throws bulborb fruit at yellow* 

Yellow: okay.... sooo.... howzit goin', olimar?

   * Rumble, Hydro sSnagret knocks bulborb fruit off the poop deck (side)* 

Olimar: LOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

   * Purple farts, "louie" floats into the ocean* 

Hydro Snagrets: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!
Yellow: OH NO! HYDRO SNAGRETS! THE ONLY WAY TO DRIVE THEM AWAY IS TO...

   * White pushes yellow off and yellow gets eaten* 

Blue: Sacrifice another Pikmin in your team to get rid of them, yes.

   * Violin laughing*
   * Bulborb fruit appears on the side* 

Olimar: a, louie.

   * Hydro Snagrets swim away*
   * Purple farts, Voilate Dweevil drops on the Hydro Snagret that ate yellow* 

Hydro Snagret #10: hmmm? *Notices Voilate Dweevil* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

   * EXPLOSION!*
   * Fades to louie, who is trapped on a cliff where the Libra was* 

Louie: huh?

   * walks up to onion* 

Louie: it's from the war of the worlds.

   * Sees sprout* 

Louie: it's stupid, I'll RIP IT UP! *Uproots sprout* it didn't rip.

   * Pikmin is staring* 

Louie: yes, i will become Pikmin hunter, Hunt your kind, and i will eat you for my breakfast.

   * Pikmin begins to chase louie* 

Louie: uh.. uh.. oh, no OLIMAAAAAAAAAAR! HELP ME!

   * Continues* 

Pikmin: STOP RUNNING BEFORE I BLEEP YOU!

   * Stops* 

Louie: did you just talk?

   * Fades to silver beach, where blue, Yellow, Purple, And white are washed up.* 

Bronze: Hey, look. Some Pikmin washed up.
Blue: Where are we? Oh, right, i saw this in a map before. it's silver island, home of the Bronze, Silver And Gold.
Yellow: Are you olimar?
Purple: *Yawn* I'm gonna take a few minutes. *Snore*

   * Others look at him in a strange way*
   * Fades to Fire mountain, Red is walking up the mountain* 

Red: i'll show those darned snagret poopers.
Frosty Snagret: HEY!

   * He reaches the top, a wind starts blowing* 

Red: I SHALL NOT BE TREATED LIKE A SECOND PIKMIN! I WILL BE THE PIKMIN WHO SHALL YELL THIS IS SPATARA IN A FIGHT! I SHALL...BECOME THE TRUE LEADER OF THE PIKMIN!

   * A light starts emitting from red's leaf*
   * His leaf starts developing an aura similar to a super saiyan*
   * Fades back to silver island* 

Silver *VO*: To some, it seems like a Pikmin defeating a bulborb larva. To others, it seems like fighting an empress. Sometimes in swimming, it's the approach that's most important. And sometimes, it's the retreat to their onions. Once in 1,000 years, that perfect wave comes. Not too big, not too small. And the swimmer has to act fast.
Gold: GO!
Silver (VO): Or he will be stranded forever.
Yellow: Do you wanna see something cool?

   * Dives* 

Yellow: it's a bulborb body.
Purple: cool.
Silver (VO): But all in all, it's not how we win or lose, But whether we die in a bulborb accident.
Bronze: i give up. These Pikmin are impossible to teach! DANGIT! especially the one who dies all the time.
Yellow: What?
Silver: BUT... there is one person who can teach you, if you can find him. He is...THE LEGENDARY GOLDEN PIKMIN! or gold for short. It says he was last seen at libra rock. Where the bottomless pit is located.
Purple: Will there be nectar there? (Google translate said "What a honey!" in japanese which is incorrect because in the japanese version it says "Shall nectar be present there?")
meanwhile...
Red: Hmph, those snagrets stand no chance.

   * Relaxation music plays* 

Blue: can we stop here? i have to heal my flower.

   * Sees sign. it says "Libra rock, home of gold Pikmin". blue reads it* 

Blue: We found it!
White: He might not be here. he might have fallen in the bottomless pit.
Blue:he may or may not.
???: those stupid creatures, they will never find out that this is all according to plan. (metallic laugh)
Yellow: What was that?
Blue: A drift in the wind, perhaps?
Olimar: you're staring to freak me out, Blue.
Blue: why? all we do is Carry, Fight, Multiply and get eaten!

   *Rimshot*

Olimar: i don't get it.

   *Yellow Heard this and is now humming Ai No Uta while carrying a Bomb-rock*

Yellow: (Humming)
Olimar: What Are You Doing?
Yellow: Carrying a Bomb-Rock. (Continues humming)

    *A Shine Comes From The Shiny Onion*

Gold: ^_^
Yellow: hi? (Hands him a non-activated Bomb-Rock that says hi)
Blue: fascinating.
Bulbmin: cool.
Olimar (to Bulbmin): WOULD YOU GET OUTTA HERE???

    *Bulbmin backs away from the screen*

Olimar: is that a blue beacon light?

    *Louie Runs into olimar*

Louie: ugggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggg i...(Blurred image) fried sheargrubs please? (Falls)

    *Olimar pulls out bulborb fruit*

Olimar: Nothing will ever come between us, louie. NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING! (Runs up fire mountain)
Yellow: Where Is He Going?
Gold: (Screeches the same way the Hydro Snagrets did)
Yellow: is he a Hydro Snagret?
Blue: no....perhaps.

   *A Storm starts to develop*

Blue: hmmm... strange. island storms don't form often in the time of grub-dog reproduction.
Yellow: what?
Purple: it means storms are rare in the spring, Yellow.

   *Gold runs to the libra pillar*

Yellow: Look! He's On top of that pillar!
Purple: g..g..Gold pikmin? r u okay?
Gold: GRRR! (others shiver) These clouds. they can only mean one thing.
Blue: 100% chance of rain, perhaps?
Gold: yes. every 1,000 years the moon is close in such a way that the perfect wave is formed.

    *Fades to olimar*

Olimar: (Gasping for air)
Red: hello.
Olimar: ???
Red: it's temporary.

    *fades back to libra pillar*

Blue: (Blows Conch)
Other Blue Pikmin: (Random chattering)

   *Other blue pikmin form a raft*

???: (Metallic laugh) Once they fall off that raft, they will be toast And i will have my revenge! (Metallic laugh)

  *closes up on 2 of the blue pikmin*

Yellow: LOOK! Olimar is down there!
Olimar: help me!
Yellow: Come up here or you will be food for the Snagrets!
Olimar: i'm sorry....(Fades as he sinks into the water and yellow becomes serious)
Yellow: OLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! (Sniffles) that wave will pay! (Powers up)
Purple: Look! it's Red! And Olimar!
Olimar: And Louie! (Claps) LOUIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Yellow: RED! RED PIKMIN, NO!!!! Red: Farewell, my brothers.
???: (Metallic laugh)
Yellow: GASP! It's Him! The Titan Dweevil!
White: POISON GAS SURIKEN! (Throws a shuriken shrouded by poison)
Titan: Missed!
White: DRAT!
Yellow: uhh..blue?
Blue: (Mumbles) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Titan: NOT THE RAIN OF 1,000 BLUE PIKMIN! I'LL BE BACK! AND THAT TIME, I WILL DEFEAT YOU!

    *Fades back to the distant spring*

Blue:...
Red: blue?
Blue: RED! I MISSED YOU! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!
Red: the eternal never die.(Hugs blue)
Blue: so uhh. how 'bout you go to your normal self? (Hands Red a taco with a sheargrub in the cheese)
Red: DON'T MIND IF I DO! (Takes taco and eats it) And how 'bout you go to Your normal self?
Blue: perhaps i will, Pikminidae rubrus.
Red: What?
Blue: It means "Red Pikmin".

Bloopers

• Red:Don't Mind if i...(Gets hit with boom)
• Red:wut?
• Blue:30% chance of rain?
  

*doesn't rain*

Gold:ye...NO!!!CUT!!

• Olimar:At lea....

*gets attacked by rabid Bulborbs* 

• TD:NO ONE CAN GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THE SCRIPT!!
  

Director:CUT! You're not Pikkgas, you know!
TD:Who?

end

Blue: Next time on Pikmin X:
The team go into a dark depression when they split up by accident in the marble labyrinth!
Red (In Video): WHY DID I EVER DOUBT YOU, BLUE? WHY?
Blue (off screen): Good thing olimar is normal.
Olimar (In Video): I guess i won't need this anymore. (Throws bulborb fruit)
Blue: Next Time! The Marble Labyrinth! Will They Escape? (Apart from episode name) I Will Defeat That Mandarachnia gargantium!

At PNF-404 Lyrics

Where are the Onions in the sky, always friendly and beautiful, where is there a daily huge swarm of thousands of Pikmin going to work (hahaha) Where am I for Captian Olimar! Who faces the bad weather on deck (Ai-Ai-Captain) And where can I find the square pants, that keeps me in shape every day, Where does a Pikmin make it's home? Where to find Bulborbs, Where is the sea's lower edge, Where is land? (where is land) At PNF-404! , Where we live (exactly) Where I am known. There is my house (jahahaa) The ground It is given to us, We don't want to leave! (nope) Don't aim high! (never) Even a leaf-man is fine here, If you put a dome on it A Purple Pikmin eats everything it can, all day long, Where does winter rarely bring frost? Where does the mail Pikmin bring fresh mail, Where is a Pikmin kingdom, Where is my pond?, At PNF-404! Where we live, Where I am known (every Pikmin), There is my house! (my Onion) The ground It is given to us, We don't want to leave! (where to?) Not aiming high?!(aiming high) At PNF-404 I am awesome, I always want to go there, A place where I am mostly happy, A place where I am sometimes sad, Sometimes I'm sad, Oohhoo-Ohoooo Oohoo-Oooooo, Where is the best place in the world? Because I like it there best. Where is the appropriate program running? For a Pikmin! At PNF-404 Where we live! Where I am known! There is my house! At PNF-404 I'll stay there! Don't go away at all, Don't aim high! At PNF-404! At PNF-404 I am awesome, I always want to go there,