Editing Occupational Hazards

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{{transcript|A group of Pikmin discovers a mountain of treasure in a construction zone. Unfortunately, something else finds it, too.|block=y}}

The story begins with the camera focused on a rusty bolt in a metal wall. As the bolt comes out, so do a [[Red Pikmin|Red]] and a [[Blue Pikmin]], entangled into one another in a twirling pattern. After untwisting themselves, the Red Pikmin picks up the bolt and begins [[carrying]] it away. While doing so, the viewer gets a look at a large portion of a construction site, where dozens of Pikmin can be seen exploring about. The Red Pikmin can be seen heading towards a large, abandoned {{w|backhoe}}.

The scene changes to two Blue Pikmin using their leaves as screwdrivers to unscrew two screws. As they twirl their stems, they themselves spin in the air to return to normal; a nearby Red Pikmin becomes dizzy from watching them. In a different location, a Red Pikmin tosses {{w|grommets}} down a ledge, where another Red Pikmin down below catches them with its stem while a Yellow and a Blue watch nearby. After four grommets, a pile of them fall down on the Pikmin at once, crushing it. This doesn't kill it, however, as it continues to move around, scaring away the other two Pikmin. The Red Pikmin from above falls down on top of it, and [[pluck]]s the Pikmin from the grommets' holes.

At ground level, elsewhere, a multitude of Pikmin are carrying several metallic objects, either by pushing them, carrying them, or rolling on top of them, with one Pikmin even serving as a wheelbarrow. A nut tower made of Pikmin falls down soon after. The camera pans out, revealing hundreds of Pikmin around the area, all working on their tasks. Only one White and two [[Purple Pikmin]] can be seen in this scene.

[[File:PSM Occupational Hazards Research Pod Overhead.png|thumb|The Research Pod flying away. Notice that the Purple Pikmin (bottom-left corner, and above the yellow helmet) have pink buds and flowers, although they are white in ''[[The Night Juicer]]''.]]

A large pile of construction utilities, like bolts, nuts and screws lies under the [[Hocotate ship|Research Pod]]'s beam. The Pod sucks up the objects, one by one, making the same noise heard when a Mii ball turns into a Mii in ''{{w|Wii Party}}''{{'s}} "Roll to the Goal" game. After some parts, it stops. Nearby, some Pikmin are playing around on the driver's seat of the vehicle, under a yellow helmet. They lift up the helmet to spot the Research Pod flying away; as it flies, the camera reveals the top of the backhoe, covered in Pikmin.

The action returns to Olimar, and from a top-down view, a seesaw can be seen on the ground below. Two Blue Pikmin jump down from the backhoe and land on one end, and the Red Pikmin lying on the other end gets flung up to Olimar's level. Two Yellows then jump down, and a Blue gets flung up, followed by two Reds jumping down to get a Yellow Pikmin up. This Yellow Pikmin is carrying a crooked nail, which it then shows to Olimar. Disapprovingly, Olimar shakes his head, and the Yellow Pikmin tosses the nail down below, hitting a White Pikmin in the line for the seesaw, and enraging it in the process. Two Blue Pikmin fall from above, trying to toss the Purple Pikmin now on the seesaw, only to get sprung off themselves due to the Purple's unmovable weight. Annoyed and cross, the White Pikmin shoves the Purple Pikmin aside and gets on the ramp, just as two Purple Pikmin fall on the other side of it. The immense weight of the Purples compared to the White is enough to shoot the Pikmin rocketing to the sky. The White Pikmin disappears in a twinkle of light, and after some seconds, the bewildered Pikmin on the backhoe return to their tasks.

[[File:PSM Occupational Hazards Blue Pikmin Electrocuted.png|thumb|left|The Blue Pikmin being electrocuted.]]

Meanwhile, some Pikmin make their way through a crack at the back of the backhoe, where the battery is. Two Yellow Pikmin approach and interact with a battery post, learning that it transmits [[Electricity|electrical current]]. Delighted, they hold on to the post to feel the discharge through their bodies, and when doing so, their leafs evolve to buds, and begin blinking like a Christmas tree light set. A curious Blue Pikmin nearby attempts to do the same and touches one of the Yellows, electrocuting itself and dying, as evidenced by its [[soul]].

The scene changes to some Pikmin playing around on a pile of tubes. As a Red Pikmin looks inside one of the tubes that are lying down, a Blue Pikmin behind it naughtily kicks it inside. The Red Pikmin slides all the way and comes out on the other end, along with some dust. Other Pikmin come out of tubes, carrying some dust and some treasures, including a mushroom similar to [[mariowiki:Super Mushroom|the one in the ''Mario series]] or a [[Spotcap]]. Above them, a [[mariowiki:Warp Pipe|green tube]] begins shaking, and [[mariowiki:Coin|coins]] come out, accompanied by the coin sound effect from ''[[mariowiki:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]''. The "pipe entered" sound from the same game, and a Red Pikmin with dust on its face comes out; the dust clouds make it look like [[mariowiki:Mario|Mario]]. The Mario Pikmin jumps out, accompanied with the jump sound and main theme from ''Super Mario Bros.''

Back to Olimar, he continues issuing Pikmin to fall on the ramp, and notices some Pikmin approaching with a large melted metal bolt. Surprised, he quickly tells them to put it on the pile. As the camera points to the top of the backhoe, it is possible to notice a hole on the arm piston, indicating that that's where the previous treasure was taken from. At the top of the crane, some Pikmin attempt to pry out a nut with their leaves, but fail. A White Pikmin approaches them, and spits acid at the screw keeping the nut in place, disintegrating it. Two Pikmin hurry to bring the nut away, as the third Pikmin looks down upon the melted metal hole, which gives a clear view of the scene down below. Midway through carrying the nut, it melts into a puddle of iron. The White Pikmin eventually moves to the base of a guard rail at the side of the driver's cabinet in the vehicle, which is a U-shaped metal pole stuck to the cabinet's floor. The White Pikmin melts down most of the bases of each end of the pole. It then kicks one of them, trying to make the guard rail fall, but is stopped by the other Pikmin nearby. After squirming under a Red Pikmin's grasp, it spits out some acid around itself, scaring away the others, while a Red Pikmin sitting on the pile of screws laughs at them. During this, the rail eventually does fall down and off the backhoe.

Meanwhile, back at the mud puddle, we can see a Red, a Yellow, and a Blue Pikmin throwing mud at each other, and a Red Pikmin climbing the exhausted Fiery Blowhog's head, leaving muddy footprints in the process. Then, a Yellow Pikmin notices a large dark tube with something shining inside. It hurries in and grabs the shiny screw, noticing a second one further inside. It squeals in delight, and runs to it. As the Pikmin kneels down to grab the second screw, it notices some normal-sized mushrooms and a gigantic mushroom-like bulb. It kicks it twice, and it is revealed that it is actually the hide of a [[Bulborb]]. The Pikmin drops the screws and runs away from the tube, screaming. The other Pikmin wonder why that was, until the Bulborb exits its dark den.

The Pikmin all get out of the mud as the Bulborb gives chase. It eventually catches up to a Red and a Blue Pikmin, grabs them with its mouth, and swallows them. They do not die, however, as they eventually pop out out of its nostrils. In terror, they round around its forehead and grab its eye stalks, and later, its eyes. After shaking them off, the Bulborb comes face to face with a worker glove standing upright, with its fingers in a "stop" gesture. Under the glove, one can see Pikmin feet. The hand then extends the index finger, shakes it negatively, points at the Bulborb, and starts spinning the finger in circles, hypnotizing the beast. It then wildly flails the finger about, with the Bulborb quickly facing to the direction it points, and after pointing up, the Bulborb rapidly flips backwards and lands on its back. In this state, a thought bubble appears over the Bulborb, showing the glove, and highlighting the Pikmin feet under it. Upon this realization, the enemy gives chase to the glove, and catches it, flinging away the Pikmin inside.

These Pikmin land on a nearby car tire rim and crawl inside its holes. The Bulborb looks around, and eventually a Blue Pikmin peeks out of its hole. Other Pikmin do the same, and pop back in almost straight afterwards. This gets repeated between the Pikmin, with each time being quicker and having more Pikmin do it. Enraged, the beast finally sticks one eye stalk down a hole, only to get a Red Pikmin kick its eye. The Bulborb reels back in pain and violently kicks the rim. The object doesn't move, and the creature just ends up hurting its foot instead, eventually putting it in its mouth after shrieking in pain. Meanwhile, Olimar and some Pikmin climb up to the top of the backhoe's crane, and the captain takes notice of the Bulborb down below, which is attempting to flip the rim over with its snout. The Bulborb manages to toss it high into the air, as the Pikmin inside nervously try to hang on, except for a Blue Pikmin, which just runs along the rim's curve as it spins. The object lands, and the Pikmin scatter around. Seeing this, Olimar [[whistle]]s them to safety. The Bulborb then begins chasing after the running Pikmin.

On their way, they run into a stream of fire emitted by the Fiery Blowhog from before, now inside the vehicle's treads; it only manages to shoot some flames after it resumes spitting mud from its snout. Interestingly, one Blue Pikmin is caught by the flames, and its leaf catches on fire, but unlike what happens in the games, the fire extinguishes itself automatically and the Pikmin continues unharmed. The Bulborb eventually catches a Blue Pikmin, tosses it into the air, and swallows it. This Pikmin does die, as its [[soul]] can be seen floating in the air. It also catches a Red Pikmin, which it chews before swallowing. Right after, it spits its stem and leaf, which release the Pikmin's soul; these souls follow the ''Pikmin 3'' style. The Bulborb and Pikmin continue running, with one Pikmin even crying, until they all eventually reach a dead end on the backhoe's bucket.

At this point, a large number of Yellow Pikmin hold hands and enjoy the flow of electricity from the backhoe's battery, while emitting lights like before. Just as the Bulborb roars at its prey, one Yellow Pikmin hanging onto a jumper cable touches a Pikmin in the chain, closing a circuit in the process. There is a large spark from all the Pikmin, and the backhoe's engine begins working. The machine's arm rises up into the air, lifting the bucket and the creatures within. This lift makes Olimar lose his balance and fall down, eventually landing on one of the control sticks. One of the Pikmin that was with him falls down too, and lands on his head, making him whistle slightly; this new weight is enough to turn the lever forward.

The Research Pod returns at this point, and starts scanning the wreckage. Once it is done, it points at Olimar and displays some holographic text with the total value of the junk: {{pokos|100}}. After a second however, another zero is added to the right, and then more and more. The real value of the backhoe's remains turns out to be {{pokos|1000000000000007}}, one quadrillion and seven Pokos – because of the seven, the Bulborb's carcass is likely included as well, as per its value in ''Pikmin 2''. This sum is over 37000000000 (thirty seven billion) times the total amount of [[treasure]]s in ''Pikmin 2''. Bewildered, Olimar spins around and poses as the Pikmin celebrate – this actually became the celebration dance when Olimar completes an [[area]] in {{hp}}.

*The Research Pods makes the same noises used for the [[S.S. Drake]] in ''[[Pikmin 3]]''.

*When the Bulborb emerges out of the tube, a jingle plays. This is the same jingle that plays during [[boss]] introduction cutscenes in ''[[Pikmin 3]]''.

*When Olimar approaches the defeated Bulborb, a remix of [[The Final Trial]] begins playing, and when the Pikmin attack, the Final Trial portion of the Good Ending theme from ''Pikmin'' plays, mirroring the Pikmin attacking the Bulborb within the original scene.

*The yellow helmet has {{j|任|Nin|Responsibility|f=tp}} at the front. This is also the first character in the kanji writing of Nintendo ({{j|任天堂|Nintendō}}).

*On the scene with the Pikmin playing around with the tubes, there is a fence with {{j|安全|Anzen|Safety|f=tp}} on it.

*When the Yellow Pikmin on the mud notices the screws, some roadblocks appear in the background, with the words {{j|安心安全|Anshin anzen|Safe and Secure|f=tp}}. These roadblocks appear several times in the film after this moment.

*When the Bulborb first begins running, it goes past a sign saying what appears to be {{j|通行止め 申し訳ございません|Tsūkōdome mōshiwake gozaimasen|Sorry, road closed|f=tp}}, and a different sign saying {{j|ストップ! 進入禁止|Sutoppu! Shin'nyū kinshi|Stop! Entry prohibited|f=tp}}.

*''Occupational Hazards'' has been phenomenally successful on YouTube since it was uploaded to the platform in October 2020, having received a total of over 173 million views across its 14 official uploads as of February 2023. It is the most-viewed video on several of Nintendo's regional channels.

*In the scene where the Red and Blue Pikmin are running, before they get eaten, but not killed, a police siren can be heard, possibly referencing how the Pikmin are being chased.

*There are a total of 3 Pikmin deaths within the Short Movies, all of which occur in ''Occupational Hazards''. A Blue Pikmin gets electrocuted, and a Red Pikmin and a Blue Pikmin get eaten by a Bulborb. It's also possible that the Bulborb dies, as its body appears censored before the machine's bucket falls on it.

*As pointed out by Shigeru Miyamoto when unveiling the shorts, this movie features a total of 500 Pikmin on-screen at once,{{cite web|http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p{{=}}135833302&postcount{{=}}1|Pikmin shorts coming soon to Nintendo 3DS|NeoGAF|published={{date|25|October|2014}}|retrieved={{date|22|March|2017}}}} an impressive feat that is technically impossible in the contemporary games, where the [[Pikmin limit]] is 100.