User:ChomskyHonk

For a limited time only.

My specialties include, but are not limited to :

• Spellchecking

• Finding and correcting grammatical and punctuational errors
• Paraphrasing
• Getting unreasonably upset at video games

"Pikmin. It's a game. I'm atrocious at it. I've been swamped with so many casualties as a result of playing it that I don't even know how I've managed to hold my athoritative position as Captain for so long. Singlehandedly, I will end up driving the entirety of the Pikmin species into an early, blood-drenched extinction by the time the day is through."