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“	This savage water pump was just one of many weapons wielded by the titan dweevil. This pump is capable of spraying jets of hyper-pressurized water!	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Monster Pump, entry in Olimar's journal

“	Inedible. Known to cause mass hysteria, followed by leg spasms and internal thunderings.	”
	—Louie on the Waterwraith, entry from Louie's notes