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The following is a list of transcripts of small talk conversation topics for the talk feature in Pikmin 3.

List[edit]

Small talk 1[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie What's wrong, Alph? You're awfully quiet.
    • Alph Oh, I'm just thinking about my family back on Koppai.
    • Brittany You have an older sister back home, right?
    • Alph Yeah, and 12 older brothers. I miss our family dinners...
    • Brittany ...Your family dinners must have been chaotic.
    • Charlie If we come back empty handed, there aren't going to be any more family dinners on Koppai!
    • Alph That's such an odd motivational tactic, Captain. But yes, I guess you're right. Let's go!
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie What's wrong, Alph? You're awfully quiet.
    • Alph Oh, I'm just thinking about my family back on Koppai.
    • Brittany You've got an older sister and a little brother, right?
    • Alph Yes, well remembered! Although you're forgetting my 12 older brothers... I'm the 14th of 15 kids!
    • Brittany Wow! That is a BIG family!
    • Alph Dinner time at our house was always so much fun...
    • Brittany And quite chaotic, I would imagine...
    • Charlie It's important for us to remember we're here to save all of Koppai, including our families!
    • Charlie So for our planet, and for our families, let's take home all the food we can!
    • Alph Let's do it!

Small talk 2[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie Has anyone else been hearing that strange noise? I haven't been able to sleep a wink.
    • Alph Yes. I ran diagnostics on all of the S.S. Drake's instruments, but nothing seems out of the ordinary.
    • Brittany I haven't heard anything...
    • Alph Do you think, maybe...that this noise could be somebody's growling stomach? Maybe yours, Captain?
    • Charlie I won't deny I'm hungry, but this noise sounds more like a—
    • Brittany GROOOOOOWL!
    • Charlie ...Very hungry wild beast.
    • Alph Is everyone OK?
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie Has anyone else been hearing that strange noise? I haven't been able to sleep a wink.
    • Alph Yes. I ran diagnostics on all of the SS Drake's instruments, but nothing seems out of the ordinary.
    • Brittany I haven't heard anything...
    • Alph Do you think, maybe... that the noise could be a rumbling tummy?
    • Alph Maybe yours, Captain?
    • Charlie I won't deny I'm hungry, but this sounds more like a wild beast!
    • Brittany GROOOOOOWL!
    • Charlie A very HUNGRY wild beast!
    • Alph Yes, we'd best keep our wits about us...

Small talk 3[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Captain...? I don't mean to pry, but you keep shouting out the name Elizabeth in your sleep...
    • Charlie THAT'S MY BUSINESS! I'm sorry, Alph, I didn't mean to yell. Elizabeth is my soul mate. Leave it at that.
    • Brittany You have a goose for a soul mate?
    • Charlie GEESE ARE FILTHY CREATURES! ...Elizabeth is a duck.
    • Brittany OK, Captain. I'm sorry I mistook your clean ducky for a filthy goose.
    • Charlie Thank you. Apology accepted.
    • Alph Well, now that we've got all that cleared up, maybe we should get back to saving our planet.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Captain...? I don't mean to pry, but, you keep shouting out the name 'Elizabeth' in your sleep...
    • Alph Might I ask who Elizabeth is?
    • Charlie Well, Alph, that's a good question. Elizabeth is very special to me.
    • Charlie We share a deep, spiritual connection that most people would never be able to understand.
    • Charlie You could say that Elizabeth is my soulmate.
    • Brittany Isn't Elizabeth that goose that you keep as a pet back on Koppai?
    • Charlie Don't be ridiculous! Elizabeth is a duck. Ducks and geese are quite, quite different from one another.
    • Brittany Really? I've always thought they were pretty similar...
    • Charlie Ah... Brittany. You may be an excellent scientist, but you still have so much to learn!
    • Alph Well, we could all learn a lot from you, Captain! Your understanding of ducks is clearly second-to-none!

Small talk 4[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The flora and fauna on this planet certainly are large.
    • Brittany The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere here is triple that of Koppai.
    • Brittany Some studies have linked high oxygen concentration with gigantism in living creatures.
    • Charlie So wait, if the oxygen causes these creatures to grow so large...
    • Charlie Does that mean we're going to become giants as well?!
    • Alph Our space suits regulate our oxygen levels, so we shouldn't experience any change.
    • Charlie That's unfortunate. I've always wanted to be huge on another planet.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The plants and animals on this planet certainly are large.
    • Brittany The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere here is three times that of Koppai.
    • Brittany Some studies have linked high oxygen concentration with gigantism in living creatures.
    • Alph That's amazing, Brittany! We're so lucky to have one of Koppai's top scientists on our team!
    • Charlie Just a second! Does that mean if we stay here, we'll grow into giants as well?!
    • Alph No, our spacesuits regulate our oxygen concentration, so I would guess we'll be fine.
    • Alph I don't know what would happen if we took them off though...

Small talk 4 (Alph and Brittany)[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The flora and fauna on this planet certainly are large.
    • Brittany The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere here is triple that of Koppai.
    • Brittany Some studies have linked high oxygen concentration with gigantism in living creatures.
    • Alph Wow! Good thing we have one of Koppai's top scientists on our team!
    • Alph But... Does that mean if we remain deployed here, we'll become giants as well?!
    • Brittany No, our space suits will regulate our oxygen concentration for us, so we're probably fine.
    • Brittany I'm not sure what would happen if we took them off though...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The plants and animals on this planet are huge!
    • Brittany The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere here is triple that of Koppai.
    • Brittany Some studies have linked high oxygen concentration with gigantism in living creatures.
    • Alph That's amazing, Brittany! Good thing we have one of Koppai's top scientists on our team!
    • Alph But...does that mean if we stay here too long, we'll turn into giants too?!
    • Brittany No, our spacesuits will regulate the oxygen concentration for us, so we're probably fine.
    • Brittany I'm not sure what would happen if we took them off though...

Small talk 5[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany The Onion appears to grow each time it merges with another Onion.
    • Charlie Perhaps it's to incorporate a larger number of Pikmin.
    • Brittany They're effective at maximizing their space. They must be very tidy creatures. And good at dusting.
    • Alph Maybe we'll find some mop Pikmin to help us clean the ship!
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany So I noticed this recently, but the Onion gets a little bigger whenever a new Onion fuses with it.
    • Charlie Even so, it's amazing how such a large army of Pikmin can fit in there.
    • Brittany They must be great at maximising their space. Maybe they're good at cleaning too? And dusting?
    • Alph Um, I don't think we can get them to clean up the ship, if that's what you're thinking, Brittany.

Small talk 6[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph It looks like the SPERO probe was correct! This planet is teeming with edible matter!
    • Brittany And everything is packed with so much more nutritional value than what we have back on Koppai!
    • Brittany Everyone back on Koppai is in for a real treat! Lots of them, actually!
    • Alph I can't wait to be hailed as a hero bearing nutrient-packed seeds of healthy, race-saving deliciousness!
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Just like the SPERO probe reported, this planet is bursting with edible matter!
    • Brittany And it all has so much more nutritional value than anything back on Koppai.
    • Brittany Everyone back on Koppai is in for a real treat!
    • Alph Let's take back as much fruit as possible!

Small talk 7[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Um... I couldn't help but notice that you've been consuming quite a bit of juice, Brittany.
    • Brittany What?! I'm eating quite a bit? I'm only consuming my rations! Double-check your count, Alph!
    • Alph Oh, I'm sorry, Brittany. I must've made a mistake. My apologies.
    • Brittany Apology accepted. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go...take stock of our juice supply again.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Um... I couldn't help but notice that you've been consuming quite a lot of juice, Brittany.
    • Brittany What?! Nooo! Don't worry Alph! I'm dividing the portions up equally and only taking my fair share!
    • Alph R-really? That's OK then. I know we can count on you, Brittany.
    • Brittany (Yikes! Looks like I'll have to be extra careful from now on...)

Small talk 8[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie So, Alph, your grandfather was the one who designed our spaceship, right?
    • Alph Yes, the ship is actually named after him, too. His name is Drake.
    • Brittany Really? So engineering skills run in your family, eh, Alph?
    • Alph Yep. I learned an awful lot watching my grandfather work while I was growing up.
    • Charlie Well, I'm sure you've made him quite proud, son.
    • Brittany Now let's make him prouder by returning home with some food! Is that a word? "Prouder"?
    • Alph It is and I will!
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie So Alph, your grandfather was the one who designed our spaceship, right?
    • Alph Yes, the ship is actually named after him, too. His name is Drake.
    • Brittany Really? So that must be why you're so mechanically inclined, Alph.
    • Alph Yep. I grew up watching my grandfather work, you see.
    • Charlie Well, I'm sure you've made him quite proud.
    • Brittany Now make him even prouder by returning home with some food!
    • Alph Absolutely!

Small talk 9[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Why do you think the Pikmin carry those yummy fruits back to the ship for us rather than eating them?
    • Brittany Pikmin seem to gain nourishment from pellets and native life-forms. They don't seem interested in fruit. But it's all so tasty... Maybe the Pikmin don't have a sense of taste.
    • Charlie Well, that's perfect for us, don't you think? If they started eating our fruit, we'd be in quite an awful predicament!
    • Alph We're lucky that they're such hard workers...and that they don't seem to like fruit.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Why do you think the Pikmin carry this delicious fruit back to the ship for us? Why don't they eat it?
    • Brittany Pikmin seem to gain nourishment from pellets and creatures. They don't seem interested in fruit at all.
    • Brittany But fruit is so tasty... Maybe the Pikmin don't have a sense of taste.
    • Charlie Well that's perfect for us, don't you think? If they started carrying dead creatures back to the Drake, things would get horribly cluttered!
    • Alph We're lucky that they're such hard workers.

Small talk 10[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Those Pikmin are so brave and loyal.
    • Brittany When I think about them fighting and risking their lives for us, it just tugs at my heartstrings.
    • Charlie Yes. Loyalty. Dedication. I've always said that these are the most important things in life!
    • Alph I thought you said that food was the most important thing in life, Captain?
    • Charlie Well, yes, of course, food, too.
    • Alph And what about family? Or friends? Those are pretty important too, don't you think?
    • Charlie Let's just pretend I didn't say anything, Alph.
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Those Pikmin are so brave and loyal.
    • Brittany When I think about them fighting and risking their lives for us, it just tugs at my heartstrings.
    • Charlie Yes. Loyalty. Dedication. I've always said that these are the most important things in life!
    • Alph What about food, Captain?!
    • Charlie Well, yes, of course, food, too.
    • Alph And what about family? And friends? Those are pretty important too, don't you think?
    • Charlie Let's just pretend I didn't say anything, Alph.

Small talk 11[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Pikmin always seem to do things in groups. They appear to have a strong sense of camaraderie.
    • Brittany Hmm... I'm not sure about that.
    • Brittany They do things together because they're following orders, right?
    • Charlie It's not camaraderie. That's loyalty!
    • Charlie I always say, the most important thing in the world is loyalty!
    • Alph With all due respect, Captain, last night you said the most important thing in the world was dinner.
    • Charlie Yes, well...the juice was very good.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Pikmin always seem to do things in groups. I wonder if they have a strong sense of camaraderie.
    • Brittany Hmm... I don't know about that.
    • Brittany I mean, they do things together because they're following orders, right?
    • Charlie It doesn't appear to be the same kind of camaraderie we Koppaites have.
    • Charlie I'd risk my life to protect either of you if you were in danger!
    • Charlie Especially you, Britt
    • Alph Thank you, Captain! That's awfully gallant of you!
    • Charlie Ahem, yes... Just leave it to me!

Small talk 12[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph When we go back to Koppai, what do you suppose will happen to all the Pikmin?
    • Brittany I wonder that myself. It seems that we have played a part in the propagation of their species.
    • Charlie Slow down there, egghead! Maybe we've just been helping them reproduce!
    • Brittany Right... Or that.
    • Charlie So...if that's the case, then what will happen when we leave?
    • Brittany Perhaps one of us should stay behind...Captain.
    • Charlie That would be interesting. Maybe I'll keep an eye out for some beachfront property...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph When we go back to Koppai, what do you suppose will happen to all the Pikmin?
    • Brittany I wonder that myself. After all, it's only through our leadership that they've been able to propagate.
    • Brittany Therefore, when we leave...
    • Charlie Brittany... I know what you're thinking...
    • Charlie Though it pains me to say this, the fate of the leaderless is a bleak fate indeed.
    • Brittany Perhaps you should stay here with the Pikmin then, Captain?
    • Charlie Err... What?

Small talk 13[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany What's the story behind your hair, Alph? It's pretty crazy.
    • Alph Huh? Oh, this hairstyle is called a Chuck cut.
    • Brittany Of course it is.
    • Alph My barber offers a special on the Captain Charlie haircut.
    • Alph Anyway, this version is a take on the classic. Not too wild, not too crazy, and very "of the moment."
    • Brittany You do know it's a mohawk, right?
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany What's the story behind your hair, Alph? It's pretty crazy.
    • Alph Huh? Oh, this hairstyle is called a Floppy Charlie.
    • Brittany (But, of course!)
    • Alph Since the Captain is so famous on Koppai, lots of barbers offer a variety of Charlie cuts.
    • Alph Anyway, this version is a play on the classic Charlie. It's not too wild and it's very up to date!
    • Brittany Hmm... It's basically just a mohawk, isn't it?

Small talk 14[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Hey, Alph? What's going on with the Drake's emergency-ejection system? I think it's too sensitive.
    • Alph Agreed. That seems to be part of the design, unfortunately.
    • Alph You shouldn't have been ejected into the tundra the other day.
    • Brittany Don't you think it's a bit dangerous for the autoeject to kick in because of a little turbulence!
    • Alph I do! We should have someone look at that!
    • Alph You want me to look at it, don't you?
    • Brittany If it wouldn't be too much trouble!
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Hey, Alph? What's going on with the Drake's emergency ejection system? I think it's too sensitive.
    • Alph Agreed. That seems to be part of the design, unfortunately.
    • Alph The other day, your chair shouldn't have ejected you out into the tundra like that.
    • Brittany Don't you think it's a bit dangerous for the auto-eject to kick in because of a little turbulence!
    • Alph I do! We should have someone look at that! Oh... You want me to look at it, don't you?
    • Brittany If it wouldn't be too much trouble!

Small talk 15[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Sometimes I wish I could program my brain to be more effective when it comes to multitasking...
    • Alph Maybe I could work on that for you, Brittany! I am an engineer, after all.
    • Charlie You keep your hands off her brain! We need Brittany in top form if we are to complete our mission!
    • Charlie Brittany, multitasking is easy! All you have to do is issue precise commands in a loud voice.
    • Charlie If you're unsure about something, don't let that stop you! Keep talking. Eventually, you'll be right!
    • Alph Wow! What great advice, Captain!
    • Brittany This does not bode well for the future of our mission...
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Sometimes I wish I could programme my brain to be better at multi-tasking.
    • Alph Maybe I could work on that for you, Brittany! I am an engineer, after all.
    • Charlie You keep your hands off her brain! We need Brittany in top form if we are to complete our mission!
    • Charlie Look, Brittany, multi-tasking is easy! All you have to do is issue precise commands in a loud voice.
    • Charlie And if you feel unsure of yourself, don't let that stop you! Keep talking. Eventually, you'll be right!
    • Alph Wow! What great advice, Captain!
    • Brittany (This doesn't bode well for the future.)

Small talk 16[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph You know, there's something I've been wondering about all this time.
    • Alph That rubber ducky floating around? Is that yours, Brittany?
    • Brittany Are you joking?
    • Charlie That's mine, thank you very much! My rubber ducky goes everywhere with me.
    • Charlie I can't sleep a wink without this little guy!
    • Alph So, it's a security ducky, Captain?
    • Brittany I guess under that tough exterior, the captain's just a big softie!
  • Europe text:
    • Alph You know, there's something I've been wondering about this entire trip.
    • Alph That rubber duck toy floating around... Is it yours, Brittany?
    • Brittany You must be joking! What would I want with a piece of junk like that?
    • Charlie That's mine, thank you very much!
    • Charlie His name's Rubber Ducky, and he accompanies me on all of my adventures.
    • Charlie Don't know why, but I never can get a good night's sleep unless I know he's by my side.
    • Alph So it's a bit like a teddy bear, eh, Captain?
    • Brittany Yes, Alph. I think we get the idea.

Small talk 17[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Alph. Why did you want to be a part of this mission?
    • Alph Because I wanted to meet the legendary ranger, Captain Charlie.
    • Brittany Really? Is that the only reason? Not because you wanted to help save Koppai?
    • Alph No, that too! But, you know, there are just so many legends out there about the captain's heroism!
    • Alph I mean, there's the legend of Operation: Rubber Ducky Stucky.
    • Alph And Operation: Rubber Ducky up a Tree.
    • Alph Not to mention Operation: Beached Rubber Ducky.
    • Brittany Well... I can see that you definitely did your research, Alph.
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Alph. Why did you want to be a part of this mission?
    • Alph Because I wanted to meet the legendary ranger, Captain Charlie.
    • Brittany Really? Is that the only reason? Not because you wanted to help save Koppai?
    • Alph No, that too! But, you know, there are just so many legends out there about the Captain's heroism!
    • Alph I mean, there's the legend of Operation: Rubber Ducky Stuckie.
    • Alph And Operation: Rubber Ducky Up A Tree.
    • Alph Not to mention Operation: Beached Rubber Ducky.
    • Brittany Well... I can see that you definitely did your research, Alph.

Small talk 17 (all leaders)[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Alph. Why did you want to be a part of this mission?
    • Alph Because I wanted to meet the legendary ranger, Captain Charlie.
    • Brittany Really? Is that the only reason? Not because you wanted to help save Koppai?
    • Alph No, that too! But, you know, there are just so many legends out there about the captain's heroism!
    • Alph I mean, there's the legend of Operation: Rubber Ducky Stucky.
    • Alph And Operation: Rubber Ducky up a Tree.
    • Alph Not to mention Operation: Beached Rubber Ducky.
    • Brittany Well... I can see that you definitely did your research, Alph.
    • Charlie Ohhh...I still get shivers thinking about that last mission...
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Alph. Why did you want to be part of this mission?
    • Alph Because I wanted to meet the legendary ranger, Captain Charlie.
    • Brittany Really? Is that the only reason? Not because you wanted to help save Koppai?
    • Alph No, that too! But, you know, there are just so many legends out there about the Captain's heroism!
    • Alph I mean, there's the legend of Operation: Rubber Ducky Stuckie.
    • Alph And Operation: Rubber Ducky Up A Tree.
    • Alph Not to mention Operation: Beached Rubber Ducky.
    • Brittany Well... I can see that you definitely did your research, Alph.
    • Charlie Ohhh...I still get shivers thinking about that last mission...

Small talk 18[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The Hocotatians' space suits are similar to ours, aren't they?
    • Brittany Yes, well, I'm sure that our space programs probably shop at the same store.
    • Charlie Just remember, it's not the space of the suit but the space between your ears that matters.
    • Brittany I don't think you said that right.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Now I think about it, the Hocotatians' spacesuits are similar to ours, aren't they?
    • Brittany I remember seeing the same suit in the Star Bazaar catalogue!
    • Alph I bought my spacesuit from Star Bazaar too!
    • Charlie Their spacesuits seem to be popular everywhere.
    • Brittany That's right.
    • Brittany (I hate it when I end up wearing the same thing as everyone else...)

Small talk 19[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph I'm surprised that there are Hocotatians on this planet.
    • Alph Are they here seeking treasure?
    • Brittany Possibly. I hear that planet has a lot of people who make their living off of treasure hunting.
    • Alph So we came here looking for a way to save our home planet...and they're here looking for treasure?
    • Brittany Yeah, must be nice, huh?
  • Europe text:
    • Alph I'm surprised that there are Hocotatians on this planet.
    • Alph Are they here seeking treasure?
    • Brittany Possibly. I hear that Hocotate has a lot of people who make their living from treasure hunting.
    • Alph So we came here looking for a way to save our home planet...and they're here looking for treasure?
    • Brittany Yeah, all right for some, eh?

Small talk 20[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph When the sun sets, we take to the relative safety of the air...
    • Alph I wonder what it's like on the surface at night...
    • Brittany I would think the nocturnal animals might make it rather dangerous.
    • Brittany We definitely wouldn't be able to sleep easily, that's for certain.
    • Alph That's true. But I'm not really sleeping very well as it is, anyway. My stomach gurgles, you know...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph When the sun sets, we take to the relative safety of the air...
    • Alph I wonder what it's like on the surface at night?
    • Brittany I would think the nocturnal creatures might make it rather dangerous.
    • Brittany We definitely wouldn't be able to sleep easily, that's for certain.
    • Alph Yes, you're probably right. I don't fancy ending up as a midnight snack for some ferocious beast!

Small talk 21[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph I still can't shake this awful feeling that there was something more to our crash than we know...
    • Alph It felt almost as if some power from the planet's surface was manipulating our ship...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph I still can't shake this nagging feeling that there was something more to our crash than we know.
    • Alph It felt almost as if some power from the planet's surface were manipulating our ship...

Small talk 22[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Even if we bring these seeds back to Koppai, what's to stop another food crisis from happening?
    • Charlie If we continue consuming without any foresight, we're gonna have to do this whole thing over again!
    • Alph But what if we can't find another PNF-404? We need to create a responsible process of consumption.
    • Alph And I think working with the Pikmin has taught us how to do that.
    • Brittany Hee hee... Maybe you should run for office when we get back to Koppai, Alph!
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Even if we take these seeds back to Koppai, what's to stop another food crisis from happening?
    • Charlie Exactly. If we continue just to mindlessly consume food without any planning or foresight, this whole cycle will simply repeat...
    • Alph And if we can't find another PNF-404, we'll really be in trouble!
    • Alph What we need is to set up a sustainable cycle of production and consumption on Koppai.
    • Alph And I think working with the Pikmin has taught us how to do that.
    • Brittany Hee hee... Maybe you should stand for election when we get back to Koppai, Alph!

Small talk 23[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Hocotate... Hocotate...? Is that the place with the Pikpik carrots?
    • Brittany It sure is! These Pikmin actually look a lot like those Pikpik carrots!
    • Brittany Of course! That's why the Hocotatian calls them Pikmin! I can't believe I just realized that!
    • Alph I'm not a big fan of vegetables.
    • Alph And I certainly don't think I could ever eat a Pikpik carrot now with this bit of information.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Hocotate... Hocotate...? That's the place with the Pikpik Carrots, right?
    • Brittany It certainly is! You know, the Pikmin actually look a lot like those Pikpik Carrots.
    • Brittany In fact...that must be why the Hocotatian called them Pikmin! I can't believe I didn't realise!
    • Alph Oh, I get it now. I'm not a big fan of vegetables, though...
    • Alph And anyway, I certainly don't think I could ever eat a Pikpik Carrot now!

Small talk 24[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie ...
    • Brittany What is it, Captain? Are you OK?
    • Charlie Oh yes, I... I was just thinking how lucky I am to have met you two.
    • Charlie I've never enjoyed giving orders... as much as I have...since we—
    • Alph I know how you feel, Captain! I feel the same way! Well, I mean, about following your orders.
    • Alph It's an absolute honor to work with one of Koppai's greatest legends!
    • Charlie Yes...I suppose it would be. I guess I should say you're welcome, Alph. And...thank you. Truly.
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie ...
    • Brittany What is it, Captain? Are you OK?
    • Charlie Oh yes, I... I was just thinking how lucky I am to have met you two.
    • Charlie Especially you, Brit
    • Alph I know how you feel, Captain! I feel the same way!
    • Alph It's a real honour to work with one of Koppai's greatest legends!
    • Charlie Well, thank you, Alph.

Small talk 25[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph We need to get down to the root cause of Koppai's food crisis.
    • Brittany You mean besides overpopulation?
    • Alph Well yeah, maybe that's part of it...
    • Brittany And besides the fact that we're awful at planning for the future?
    • Alph That's a possibility...
    • Brittany Plus, we have no self-control.
    • Alph OK, Brittany, but what do you think is at the core of the problem?
    • Brittany The fact that we're terrible at accepting difficult truths?
    • Alph No, I don't think it's that...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph We need to get down to the root cause of Koppai's food crisis.
    • Brittany You mean besides overpopulation?
    • Alph Well yeah, maybe that's part of it...
    • Charlie And besides the fact that we never consider planning for the future?
    • Alph That's a possibility...
    • Brittany Plus, we only ever eat what we like and have no self-control.
    • Alph OK, Brittany, but what do you think is the real core of the problem?
    • Brittany The fact that we're terrible at accepting difficult truths?
    • Alph Yeah, I don't think it's that...

Small talk 26[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie If we're to further our explorations in an efficient manner, division of labor will be key!
    • Alph How about we assign different leaders for each objective?
    • Charlie Right, well then...Alph will lead the ground exploration!
    • Alph On it! I'll go on a solo mission to search for food.
    • Charlie Yes, I was just about to give that order! ...Being the captain and all.
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie Right, crew! In order to explore this planet more efficiently we need to divide up the labour!
    • Alph Do you mean that we should assign different objectives to each crew member, Captain?
    • Charlie Yes! That's exactly it. Well then... Alph, you take charge of ground exploration!
    • Alph Aye aye, sir!
    • Charlie Now, Brittany, you and I will—
    • Brittany Actually, I'll go on a solo mission to search for food.
    • Charlie Well, yes, we should all use our own initiative of course!

Small talk 27[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie If what this Louie says is true...
    • Charlie he actually cooks and eats some of these creatures.
    • Louie Food!
    • Alph Vegetables, fruit, meat... He'll eat anything. Incredibly adaptable...
    • Brittany Incredibly weird, if you ask me. Hocotatians are vegetarians!
    • Brittany At least they're supposed to be...
    • Alph The need to survive probably overtakes any dietary preferences.
    • Charlie That's true. We Koppaites could learn from his ability to adapt!
    • Brittany Well, he could learn from our ability to form complete sentences.
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie If what this Louie says is true, he actually cooks and eats some of these creatures.
    • Louie Food!
    • Alph Vegetables, fruit, meat... He'll eat anything. Incredibly adaptable...
    • Brittany Incredibly weird if you ask me. Hocotatians are vegetarians! At least they're supposed to be...
    • Alph The need to survive probably overtakes any dietary preferences.
    • Charlie That's true. We Koppaites could learn from his ability to adapt!
    • Brittany Well, he could learn from our ability to form proper sentences.

Small talk 28[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie Those Hocotatians! I can't believe I thought they only ate vegetables!
    • Alph Judging by Louie here, I'd say they pretty much eat anything they can get their hands on.
    • Louie Food!
    • Brittany Oh, put a lid on it! Thanks to him, we'll have to ration our supplies even further!
    • Brittany I think we're going to hear a lot of loud tummies soon...
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie Those Hocotatians! I can't believe I thought they only ate vegetables!
    • Alph Judging by Louie here, I'd say they eat pretty much anything they can get their hands on.
    • Louie Food!
    • Brittany Oh, put a lid on it! Thanks to him, we'll have to ration our supplies even further!
    • Brittany (No doubt about it. I'll have to cut the Captain's share down...even further!)

Small talk 29[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph So, why do you suppose Louie stole the captain's rubber ducky anyway?
    • Brittany Beats me. Maybe he thought he could eat it?
    • Charlie Or maybe it's just his treasure-grubbing Hocotatian blood!
    • Charlie Well, at least these Hocotatians recognize precious objects when they see them!
    • Brittany "Precious" might be overstating it...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph So, why do you suppose Louie stole the Captain's Rubber Ducky anyway?
    • Brittany It beats me. Maybe he thought he could eat it?
    • Charlie Or maybe it's just in his nature as a treasure-grubbing Hocotatian!
    • Charlie Having said that, at least these Hocotatians recognise precious objects when they see them!
    • Brittany 'Precious' might be overstating it...

Small talk 30[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany All things considered, it's pretty surprising that Hocotatians have come to this planet.
    • Alph Perhaps they came here looking for treasure?
    • Charlie That sounds right. I heard that some people on that planet make a living from treasure hunting.
    • Alph That sounds like a high-stakes business.
    • Brittany Their obsession with treasure doesn't sound too different from the Koppaite obsession with food.
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany All things considered, it's pretty surprising that Hocotatians have come to this planet.
    • Alph Perhaps they came here looking for treasure?
    • Charlie That sounds right. I heard that some people on that planet make a living from treasure hunting.
    • Alph It must be a profitable business.
    • Brittany Their obsession with treasure doesn't sound too different from the Koppaite obsession with food.

Small talk 31[edit]

  • US and Europe text:
    • Brittany Have you noticed that the Onion gets a little bigger whenever it fuses with another Onion?
    • Alph Even so, it's amazing how such a large army of Pikmin can fit in there.
    • Brittany They must be great at maximizing their space. Maybe they're good at cleaning too? And dusting?
    • Alph Um, Brittany, I'm not sure that logically follows.

Small talk 32[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie So far... So far from home...
    • Alph Captain? Are you OK?
    • Charlie I was just thinking how far we are from home...
    • Alph I know. It's almost like a dream.
    • Brittany Wait—what? Captain, I figured being away from Koppai was old hat for a legendary ranger like you.
    • Charlie Oh, of course! It's just, sometimes, you know, space can seem so... big. And spacious.
    • Alph Captain, that's truly insightful!
    • Alph Space is so spacious! I'm going to go write that down. Incredible!
    • Charlie You do that, Alph. You do that...
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie So far...so far from home...
    • Alph Captain? Are you OK?
    • Charlie I was just thinking how far we are from home...
    • Alph I know. It's almost like a dream.
    • Brittany Wait what? Captain, I figured being away from Koppai would be old hat for a legendary ranger like you.
    • Charlie Oh, of course! It's just, sometimes, space can seem so...spacious... and lonely... You know, Brittany, I—
    • Alph Captain that's truly insightful!
    • Alph Space IS so spacious! I'm going to go and write that down! So poetic!
    • Charlie Right... Thanks, Alph.

Small talk 33[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph Did you realize that it's been _ days since we first landed on this planet?
    • Brittany Feeling homesick, Alph?
    • Brittany (Personally, I can't wait until I can sleep in my bed again.)
    • Charlie Stay focused! Remember, we have an important mission to accomplish.
    • Charlie (Although I am looking forward to being reunited with my dearest Elizabeth.)
    • Alph Um... You do realize that I can hear every word you two are saying?
  • Europe text:
    • Alph Do you know that it's been _ days since we first landed on this planet?
    • Brittany What's wrong, Alph? Feeling homesick?
    • Brittany (Personally, I can't wait until I can sleep in my own bed again.)
    • Charlie Buck up, Alph! Remember, we have an important mission to accomplish.
    • Charlie (Though I'm so looking forward to being reunited with my dearest Elizabeth...)
    • Alph Um... You two do realise that I can hear every word you're saying, don't you?

Small talk 34[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Whew, I'm exhausted.
    • Alph We all are. We've been on this planet for _ days.
    • Charlie (This is bad. We're physically and emotionally depleted, and morale is low.)
    • Charlie (It's situations like these that test my abilities as a leader.)
    • Charlie (But this is also an opportunity to gain Brittany's respect.)
    • Alph Captain, you're thinking out loud again.
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Phew, I'm exhausted.
    • Alph We all are. After all, we've been on this planet for _ days.
    • Charlie (This is bad. We're physically and emotionally depleted, and morale is low.)
    • Charlie (It's situations like these that test my abilities as a leader.)
    • Charlie (But this is also an opportunity to gain Brittany's respect.)
    • Alph Captain, you're thinking out loud again.

Small talk 35[edit]

  • US text:
    • Charlie Elizabeth... I hope you're basking in water as you should be.
    • Brittany Auntie... I hope you're able to color your hair on your own.
    • Alph Everyone seems so worried about their family.
    • Alph I hope everyone at home is eating a nice, reasonably rationed dinner right now...
  • Europe text:
    • Charlie Elizabeth... I hope you're taking your daily bath like I taught you.
    • Brittany Auntie... I hope you're able to colour your hair on your own.
    • Alph Everyone seems so worried about their family.
    • Alph I hope everyone at home is eating a nice, reasonably rationed dinner right now...

Small talk 36[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph We've been on this planet for _ days now.
    • Brittany It's amazing how we've been able to live off the land. This planet's bounty seems to have no end.
    • Charlie Now, don't be modest, Brittany. Another key factor in our survival has been your rationing plan!
    • Brittany Um, don't mention it!
    • Brittany (Actually, my rationing "plan" is just to give the captain less food.)
  • Europe text:
    • Alph We've been on this planet... for _ days already.
    • Brittany It's amazing how we've been able to survive like this, just living off the land.
    • Charlie Now, don't be modest, Brittany. It's all been thanks to your brilliant rationing plan!
    • Brittany Oh, err... Don't mention it!
    • Brittany (He still thinks he's getting the same size portion as everyone else... Perfect!)

Small talk 37[edit]

  • US and Europe text:
    • Brittany What's the matter, Alph? You seem lost in thought.
    • Alph I was just thinking about how far we are from home.
    • Brittany We've certainly come a long way, haven't we?
    • Alph It feels a bit like a dream, to be honest.
    • Brittany Oh, right, this is your first time away from Koppai, isn't it?
    • Brittany Feeling homesick is only natural. But don't worry. We'll be home soon enough.

Small talk 38[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph So, that memo data file we found was left behind by someone from the planet Hocotate?
    • Brittany Correct. I wonder how Hocotatians would fare on this planet. They're vegetarians, you know.
    • Alph Vegetarians? Does that mean what I think it means?
    • Brittany If you think it means that they don't eat meat, then...yes.
    • Brittany Hocotate is well known for its Pikpik carrots. I tried them once... They were kind of gross.
    • Alph You? Ate vegetables? I can hardly believe it!
    • Brittany It was my duty as a botanist. But those carrots aren't really suited to the Koppaite palate.
    • Alph Right, but if we ate vegetables, maybe we wouldn't have to travel 279,000 light-years to get food.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph So, the data file we found recently was created by someone from Hocotate?
    • Brittany That's right. Apparently Hocotatians are vegetarians and eat nothing but vegetables.
    • Brittany They're famous for their PikPik brand carrots. I tried them once, but they were utterly revolting.
    • Alph You? Ate vegetables? I can't believe it!
    • Brittany I did it in the name of science. But I don't think vegetables are really suited to the Koppaite palate.
    • Alph Still, if we could learn to like them, in the future we might not have to come all this way across the galaxy just to find food!

Small talk 39[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph I've been analyzing the data files that we've found.
    • Alph Based on them, it seems likely that the Hocotatian picked up our cosmic-drive key.
    • Charlie Interesting. Well, all the pieces seem to fit.
    • Brittany I'm worried about our food though. What if it gets stolen?
    • Charlie Worry not, Brittany! I would never let that—
    • Alph Brittany raises a good point! While we're collecting food, let's keep an eye out for that Hocotatian!
    • Charlie Er, yes. Absolutely...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph I've been analysing the data files that we've found.
    • Alph Based on the files, it seems likely that the Hocotatian picked up our cosmic drive key.
    • Charlie Interesting. Well, all the pieces seem to fit.
    • Brittany It makes me worry about our food supply though. What if the Hocotatian gets to it first?
    • Charlie Worry not, Brittany! I would never let that—
    • Alph Brittany has a point! We should continue to gather more food while we look for the Hocotatian!
    • Charlie Er, yes. Absolutely...

Small talk 40[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The fruits on this planet are just delicious, aren't they?
    • Brittany Definitely. And they really do wonders for the skin.
    • Alph That must be because they have more Piktamin U than most of the fruits native to Koppai.
    • Brittany Yep! Eating all of this great fruit has pretty much cleared up that weird blotchiness you had!
    • Brittany So let's gather as much as we can to bring back home with us. For everyone's sake.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The fruit on this planet is pretty tasty, isn't it?
    • Brittany Yes...and I think it might somehow be good for the skin too.
    • Alph That nutrient called Piktamin U, is that what's making your skin glow?
    • Brittany That's right, Alph! Aren't you observant?!
    • Brittany So, we'd better take as much fruit back to Koppai with us as we can!

Small talk 41[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The variety of fruit on this planet is truly impressive.
    • Brittany Sometimes I think about making a home here. It might be nice.
    • Alph All the juice you can drink...
    • Charlie Do you think people would ever visit this planet on vacation?
    • Alph I don't know, but right now, the people of Koppai are depending on us to stay on the task at hand!
    • Charlie Er, yes, of course, Alph... I was just wondering if tourists would like it here... No harm in that...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The variety of fruit on this planet is truly impressive.
    • Brittany Yes, I agree. Sometimes I think about staying here. It might be kind of nice!
    • Alph Yes, I know what you mean!
    • Charlie Well, Brittany, if you really feel that way, the two of us could—
    • Alph But the people of Koppai are depending on our return!
    • Alph Forgive me, Captain! I almost lost sight of our goal for a moment!
    • Charlie Er...yes... Well, we'll overlook it this time, Alph...

Small talk 42[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany Hey, check it out! Since coming to this planet, we've gathered _ types of fruit!
    • Alph Wow, that's truly remarkable!
    • Charlie Agreed. It's all thanks to you, my faithful crew!
    • Charlie Alph, how much fruit is there left on this planet now?
    • Alph Let's see... The number of pieces now remaining is..._.
    • Brittany Well, we might as well try to get everything we can.
    • Charlie Yes, the more food we manage to gather, the better.
    • Charlie It's the last stretch! Let's keep it up!
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany Hey, check it out! Since coming to this planet, we've gathered _ types of fruit!
    • Alph Wow, that's amazing!
    • Charlie Agreed. And it's all thanks to you, my brave and faithful crew!
    • Charlie Alph, how much fruit is there left on this planet now?
    • Alph Let's see... The number of pieces now remaining is..._.
    • Brittany Well, we might as well try to get everything we can.
    • Charlie Yes, the more food we manage to gather, the better.
    • Charlie Well, crew, this it. The final stretch. Once more unto the breach!

Small talk 43[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The area we explored yesterday was where I first encountered the Red Pikmin...
    • Charlie I remember when I first encountered the Yellow Pikmin in that tundra...
    • Brittany I can't remember if I met the Rock Pikmin or the Red Pikmin first...
    • Brittany The Yellow Pikmin definitely made an impression on me in that cave.
    • Charlie What a coincidence, Brittany! Have I ever told you what a big impression you've made on me?
    • Alph ...? That's a little awkward. Anyway, it's interesting to hear about how we all met the Pikmin.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The area we explored yesterday was where I first encountered the Red Pikmin.
    • Charlie Oh, really? I remember when I first encountered the Yellow Pikmin in that tundra...
    • Brittany I guess the ones I first met were the Rock Pikmin. Or maybe the Red Pikmin.
    • Brittany But the ones that left the biggest impression on me were the Yellow Pikmin I encountered in the cave.
    • Charlie What a coincidence, Brittany! Have I ever told you what a big impression you've made on m—
    • Alph Wow! Isn't it funny how we all have places here associated with our own Pikmin encounters?

Small talk 44[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The flowers on this planet are just gigantic, aren't they?
    • Charlie I've been thinking of plucking one to give to a certain someone.
    • Alph Oh, that's kind of you, Captain, but I'm allergic to a lot of plants.
    • Brittany I don't think he was talking about you, Alph.
    • Alph Yeah, right. Well who else would he be talking about, Brittany?!
    • Alph Thanks, Captain. I appreciate the gesture.
    • Charlie I think we may need to get the oxygen levels in your helmet checked, Alph.
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The flowers on this planet are just huge, aren't they?
    • Charlie I've been thinking of plucking one to give to a certain someone...
    • Alph Oh, that's kind of you, Captain, but I'm allergic to a lot of plants.
    • Brittany I think you might have misunderstood, Alph.
    • Alph Really? No, it was nice of him to think of it.
    • Alph Thank you, Captain. I appreciate the thought.
    • Charlie I think we may need to get the oxygen levels in your helmet checked, Alph.

Small talk 45[edit]

  • US text:
    • Brittany The place we explored yesterday sure was cold!
    • Alph Huh? But if you're wearing a space suit, you shouldn't feel cold...
    • Brittany That's what I thought. Maybe I need to recalibrate my suit.
    • Brittany I'm wondering if maybe I bought a cheap space suit.
    • Alph I can take a look at your suit later. I really hope the captain's OK...
  • Europe text:
    • Brittany The place we explored yesterday was so cold.
    • Alph Really? You shouldn't ever be cold if you're wearing a spacesuit.
    • Brittany I was definitely feeling chilly. Maybe my suit's not up to scratch.
    • Brittany Serves me right for buying it at the Star Bazaar clearance sale, I suppose. Fashion, you see, is—
    • Alph Cool story, Brittany. I do hope the Captain's OK...

Small talk 46[edit]

  • US text:
    • Alph The area we explored yesterday was incredible!
    • Brittany The lotus plants were of an awe-inspiring size, yes.
    • Charlie Such splendor reminds me of my favorite vacation spot on Koppai.
    • Charlie High winds blowing thick chevrons of ducks through the marshes...
    • Charlie The formidable wall of quacking that overtakes the ears...
    • Charlie The crisp spray splashing off of a hundred mallard water landings...
    • Alph That sounds like such a great vacation, Captain...
  • Europe text:
    • Alph The area we explored yesterday was incredible!
    • Brittany Yes, those lotus plants were truly awe-inspiring!
    • Charlie Actually, such natural splendour reminds me of my holidays back on Koppai...
    • Charlie Mighty chevrons of ducks taking wing across the marshes...
    • Charlie The formidable chorus of quacking that assails the ears...
    • Charlie The colossal wall of spray that rises up as a hundred mallards strike the water's surface...
    • Alph (The Captain's holidays sound fantastic! I wonder if he'll invite me along on the next one?)