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“	Sometimes I miss my carefree bachelor days. Once you have a family, those days are history! I like spending time with my wife, but sometimes I just want to be alone.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Spouse Alert, entry in Olimar's journal

“	This item automatically detects subterranean waterways, even if the water is buried a mile deep! This monster pump draws liquid any distance, and its almost-uncontrollable power is fantastic!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Monster Pump, sales pitches