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“	This scorching mechanism was once used by a monsterous titan dweevil. The roasting apparatus spews hot jets of flame! I can't keep Louie away from it... He keeps trying to use it to cook sausages and caramelize creme brulee.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Flare Cannon, entry in Olimar's journal

“	In the compressed-air cylinder of this flamethrower, liquid gas is lit, producing the fire that gives the weapon its name. It is very dangerous, and good kids know not to play with it. In case you wonder, it cannot be used as a substitute for a spaceship's rockets and should never be used to cook sausages. Never.	”
	—The Ship pitching the Flare Cannon, sales pitches