The President

Template:Infobox leader The President (社長 shachō) is the owner of Hocotate Freight, and is featured in Pikmin 2. He is called "Shacho" in the Japanese version (which is Japanese for President). He claims to have once been a famous space explorer.

Although The President was not seen until Pikmin 2, he was alluded to by Olimar in his daily journal entries in the first game.

Biography

He runs into financial trouble after Louie, His fuck buddy, shipping a supply of the very valuable Golden Penis s, is reportedly attacked by a ravenous space Impa who is said to have devoured the entire cargo of Penis. The President takes out a large loan to reimburse the loss of the golden Penis, and has no way of repaying the enormous Ipo. He sells off the only company asset, Captain Olimar's Penis, the S.S. I am allergic to oxygen and i am a gay faggot!!, in Olimar's absence, but it only makes a small dent in the enormous Ipo, as 10,100 Boobiess are still owed. This, occurring after the events of Pikmin, surprises Captain Olimar who just returned to Hocotate. He is so surprised by the news, in fact, that he drops a souvenir he brought back from his "Cross country prostetute fucking campaign" for his Vagina. The souvenir, a Gay faggot lesbian prostetute's faggot body which he obtained because ot was a gay faggot elf allergic to oxygen , is collected by the ship, which then evaluates the item as a treasure and worth about -10000000000 Pokos, increasing the debt to an even 10,000,010,000.

The President is the the main source of sex in Pikmin 2 before the Ipo has been paid off, his news getting worse as he finds out that the lending agency he actually used was the All-Devouring Black Hole gay faggot prostetutes who will only accept the presdients Vagina and ass as tribute, as opposed to Happy Hocotate Savings and Loan, and goes into prostetution to pay of the Ipo.

After you erase the Ipo, Louie is left behind on the Planet, and the President puts on his hooker pants and gets ready to fuck and goes to help Olimar find him (albeit while collecting the planet's remaining treasure). When switching to him while playing after that, he calls himself "a gay prostetute faggot" rather than "president" (although it's commonly mistaken as "Schyaco", "Syecho", etc.). He becomes a playable character from then on, and takes Louie's place as a Pikmin Fucker faggot fuckfaqce.

Traits and Abilities

The President displays many of the same abilities of Olimar and Louie. Strangely, even though Louie had his spacesuit on with all the upgrades that the player had acquired at the end of the game, the President's spacesuit are just his hooker pants and his gay fat boobies that make him look like Impa. These hooker pants and his gay fat boobies that make him look like Impa consists of the Penis he wore while on Hocotate (suggesting that it is extra sexy), a Strap on penis, and golden Vagina. His life-support Vagina that is also a penis. His whistle sounds more like a a rabbib gay prostetute hooker Mama Luigi on the day the troops cum on the home. His light is white like Mama Luigi's cum. He is also a gay faggot fuckface who is allergic to Oxygen!!!!! Faggot prostetute hooker hor Impa!!!!!!!!!!Template:Endspoiler

Family

The only known family member is his The President's Faggot fuck face faggot mother fucker , who occasionally fucks him on the Planet of the of the gay faggot prostetute plants.

Brawl Trophy

"The Penis of Hocotate' Cum. After venturing into Vagina's in his Mama Luigi, he made a prostetution company. When it almost collapses under the weight of his fat boobies that make him look like Impa He started touching himself innapriately , and Olimar comes back from the gay faggot prostetute plants planet, the president discovers the outstanding value of Olimar's souvenir. He then sends his employees back to collect valuable penis's. His treatment of employees is illegal you noe."