| “ | The last cave we searched yielded a wide variety of oddly shaped and bizarrely colored treasures. For instance, this crooked object appears to be a boot, but it's adorned with several strange modifications. Perhaps it's some kind of modern art. | ” |
—Captain Olimar on the Icon of Progress, entry in Olimar's journal |
| “ | Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion. | ” |
—Louie on the Queen Candypop Bud, entry from Louie's notes |