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“	This stirring object reminds me of a dream I once had. When I was a child, the twinkling stars held so much promise and mystery.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Innocence Lost, entry in Olimar's journal

“	You cannot see it. You cannot smell it. Yet this weapon would steal your life, given the chance. At least it USED to, until I shrewdly exchanged its poison gas for hilarious laughing gas. Crafted with an eye for safety, it is the funniest weapon ever devised!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Comedy Bomb, sales pitches