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“	Today, we ventured across the plains to reach a cold cavern I'd been meaning to spelunk. The Pikmin have had a hard time coping with the bitter cold, but they were real troopers. Somehow, they summoned the strength to carry this box, so I hope it's full of treasure.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Joy Receptacle, entry in Olimar's journal

“	Put this on your spouse and you will always know if he or she is approaching. How convenient! A must-have item for couples who like to hide things.	”
	—The Ship pitching the Spouse Alert, sales pitches