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“	Sometimes I miss my carefree bachelor days. Once you have a family, those days are history! I like spending time with my wife, but sometimes I just want to be alone.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Spouse Alert, entry in Olimar's journal

“	On the surface, this is not art! It is a temporary spectacle compared to the glory of eternity. And yet that is WHY it is art! Machines like me are incapable of comprehending this...	”
	—The Ship pitching the Fleeting Art Form, sales pitches