Number 1 Ionium Jet
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The #1 Ionium Jet DOESNT EXIST
Notes
Olimar's monologs
“I've found my #1 Ionium Jet!
Unfortunately, this puts out a slightly odoriferous exhaust, but it does propel me to escape velocity in an instant. The stench is a small price to pay for such performance!
If this is damaged, I'll be in dire straits. I will have to run a system check as soon as I can.”
Trivia
- In real life, ionium will fuck you up