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=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|My space suit's filter seems to be malfunctioning. It can't suppress the sweet, syrupy smell pervading this cavern! If I don't find a way to neutralize it fast, it's going to drive me to spoil my diet!|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|Is your palate conservative or adventuresome? Either way, this taste will ravish your mouth. For those who savor flavor, this new delicacy will have you questioning your ideas of taste.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|As I grow older, I've observed that I'm becoming crankier. Today, I flew off the handle over a trifling matter. I feel like such a fool... I must learn to control my cantankerous temper! I can't allow my bad attitude to erode teamwork on this vital mission.|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|It is hard. Really hard. Too hard. So hard that you're not sure you can eat it, even though you must. This hard snack is infused with the essence of stubbornness, and you are powerless to resist it.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|This treasure's alluring aroma seems to attract unwelcome attention from insects. If the ship hears anything about this, it'll complain endlessly about having to store it. I'd better keep this discovery to myself...|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|I have a bad feeling about this particular item... I want to sell it with all possible speed... Bzzrpt! Bargain price available. Please! Buy this quickly! NOW!|block=y}}

== ''Imperative Cookie'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|I'm a man with an indomitable will, but I can't stop sampling this luscious food! Such an attractive shape... Appetizing color... Scrumptious smell... I'm getting hungry already!|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

== ''Comfort Cookie'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|After a long day of walking, my joints begin to pain me. I need a massage.|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|With this, your legs will not fall asleep even when you sit with your feet tucked beneath you. The sugary material of this cushion infuses your whole body with warmth and comfort.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|A while back, I didn't sleep for days. My stomach was roiling and my head was cloudy. I couldn't rally any motivation! The only thing I could muster is a sigh. Then I found this mattress! When I reclined on it, I fell asleep immediately and had the sweetest dreams.|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|Sweet to the taste and touch! Sleep on this magical mattress and dream of a land of sweets.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|I've discovered a complex series of underground tunnels beneath the Perplexing Pool. It seems like I can't walk ten steps without discovering something previously unheard of! Making new discoveries nourishes my explorer spirit. As a reward for my latest scientific breakthrough, I think I'll eat this grand sweet.|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|Humanoid desire knows no limits. Some things can never be known or understood. And no researcher, no matter how supreme, will ever tire of consuming this thing. It contains a mystic flavor born of the cosmos itself, and is said to change flavor as it is eaten.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|Behold, a magical candy to make the children of Hocotate weep with uncontrollable cravings. Pure, undeniable sweetness; unavoidable tooth decay. Who cares? Enjoy the here and now!|block=y}}

== ''Diet Doomer'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|Alas, we machines know nothing of eating! The ultimate pleasure... If only I had a mouth!|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|When I was just a young lad, I looked everywhere for love. I guess that's why I smile when I see young people laughing together.|block=y}}

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|This will save our loveless age! Yes, it is a romance-filled addition to the sweet tooth series! The sweet aroma will attract members of the opposite gender.|block=y}}

== ''White Goodness'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|What a momentous discovery!! I found an amazing cavern that burrows deep below the Perplexing Pool. The ground was littered with enticing snacks! I've named this scrumptious cavern the Glutton's Kitchen. It was obviously once a shrine to the culinary gods.|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

== ''Chocolate Cushion'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|I stumbled across this object in a cave that reeked of a putrid odor. My suit allowed me to breathe freely, but it couldn't filter out the overpowering stench. The worst part is, I smell it all the time now! My sense of taste will never be the same! The ship can't analyze tastes, so I guess I'll have to do my best...|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|A sweet tooth's dream! Is this real? Or am I dreaming? If I had teeth, I'd be nibbling with vigor!|block=y}}

== ''Sweet Dreamer'' ==

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|I've toiled long and hard to collect all of these tasty treats. Surely it won't matter if I bring one back for my daughter as a souvenir. She loves snacks!|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|A comfy, not-too-sugary bed. Youngsters who sleep here will have the sweetest of dreams.|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

{{Transcript|The hole we searched today was filled with a saccharine scent. Just sniffing it put me at risk of developing a cavity. Ugh... I don't think I can eat anything sweet for a while. Wait... Who am I kidding?|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

{{Transcript|This sugary delight has even a machine like me wishing to partake in its deliciousness! What a sweet-looking circlet!|block=y}}

=== Olimar's journal ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|Some people in this world  can eat anything and never get fat! It makes me so jealous! I eat a cookie crumb and suddenly I'm saddled with a buffer of blubber. To make matters worse, my wife and daughter are always scrutinizing my diet. Can't a man enjoy a pastry wheel in peace?!|block=y}}

=== Sales pitch ===

'''US/EU GCN/Wii'''

{{Transcript|This is perfect for the kiddies: a small, well-formed ring of sugar. Go on! Gulp it down!|block=y}}

== ''Possessed Squash'' ==