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This article is an old April Fool's Day joke. Please do not take the content here seriously.
For more information on this joke, click here.
Notes: You can turn on the style used for this joke in your user settings' gadgets page.
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BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! |
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Hocotate ship
 The newest model, 💥 Dolphin 1💥 as seen on TV. The Hocotate ship™ is a top-of-the-line vessel for cargo transport, proudly produced by Hocotate Freight. It boasts the best, non-detachable engines in all of Hocotate! It's got an uncannily large storage haul! It's always full of Compressed Rapid-Acceleration Power™! And the newest model can even analyze treasure and help you sell it using its highly-advanced descriptor A.I. – you're reading text written by it right now!
But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll offer you one detachable pod unit, perfect for cave spelunking!
Get yours today!  × 200 worth of space-faring marvel can be yours for just × 199.99!
Call 555-HOCOTATE now!
Ship shipping and handling not included. Koppai residents pay additional fees.
(Read more...)
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- ...that we now sell Breadbug pets? Buy yours now!
- ...that Hocotate Freight cargo has only been misplaced twelve times?
- ...that Hocotate food products are proven healthier than Koppai ones?
- ...that we swear we're working really hard to repay the latest loan? You have to believe us!
- ...that nine out of ten Hocotatians prefer Hocotate Freight-delivered pikpik carrots?
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| Hocotate business network news
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| Apr 1st, 2022
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| Fan wiki bought by Hocotate Freight, turned to storefront. "How could we let the wiki get ruined by greed? Again?" say former users.
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| Mar 31st, 2022
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| Hocotate Freight finishes its week-long flash sale. Customers who missed out called "dolts" by company.
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| Feb 12th, 2022
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| In-house incident increases local company's total by one, from the previous eleven.
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| Jan 25th, 2022
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| The Hocotate Business Bureau outlaws the practice of asking employees to repay debts whilst they are on vacation.
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NIWA is a family of open-content encyclopedias based on Nintendo franchises.
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