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Hocotate business network news Apr 1st, 2022 Fan wiki bought by Hocotate Freight, turned to storefront. "How could we let the wiki get ruined by greed? Again?" say former users. Mar 31st, 2022 Hocotate Freight finishes its week-long flash sale. Customers who missed out called "dolts" by company. Feb 12th, 2022 In-house incident increases local company's total by one, from the previous eleven. Jan 25th, 2022 The Hocotate Business Bureau outlaws the practice of asking employees to repay debts whilst they are on vacation. News archive... Poll (Not showing? [Link]) Older polls... More from Hocotate Freight Twitter • YouTube Discord • Subreddit • Others Pikmin Fanon • Pikmin Technical Knowledge Base

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