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<span style="font-size:1.5em">Welcome to [[Pikipedia:About|Pikipedia]],</span><br>
<span style="font-size:0.95em">your one-stop shop for ''[[Pikmin series|Pikmin]]'' products.<br>Warning, contains [[Pikipedia:Spoiler policy|spoilers]]! Want to do business? Start '''[[Pikipedia:Helping out|here]]'''!</span><br><span style="font-size: 70%">(Pikipedia is brought to you by the [[Hocotate ship]].)</span><br>[[File:Hocotate Freight logo.jpg|180px|link=Pikipedia:About|class=invert mp-flower-mobile]]
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<h3>Hocotate ship</h3>
[[File:Olimar's Comeback Hocotate ship.jpg|thumb|250px|The newest model,<br>💥''Dolphin 1''💥</br>as seen on TV.]]

The '''Hocotate ship'''&trade; is a top-of-the-line vessel for cargo transport, proudly produced by [[Hocotate Freight]]. It boasts the best, non-detachable [[Main Engine|engines]] in all of Hocotate! It's got an uncannily large storage haul! It's always full of Compressed Rapid-Acceleration Power&trade;! And the newest model can even analyze [[treasure]] and help you sell it using its highly-advanced descriptor A.I. &ndash; you're reading text written by it ''right now''!

But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll offer you one [[Research Pod|detachable pod unit]], perfect for [[cave]] spelunking!

Get yours today! {{pokos|200}} worth of space-faring marvel can be yours for just {{pokos|199.99}}!<br>Call 555-HOCOTATE now!

<div style="width: 100%; text-align: right; font-size: 70%; clear: right;">Ship shipping and handling not included. Koppai residents pay additional fees.</div>

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*...that we now sell [[Breadbug]] pets? Buy yours now!
*...that [[Hocotate Freight]] cargo has only been misplaced twelve times?
*...that [[Hocotate]] food products are proven healthier than [[Koppai]] ones?
*...that we swear we're working really hard to repay the latest [[All-Devouring Black Hole Loan Sharks|loan]]? You have to believe us!
*...that nine out of ten Hocotatians prefer Hocotate Freight-delivered [[pikpik carrot]]s?
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{{news item|{{date|1|Apr|2022}}||Fan wiki bought by Hocotate Freight, turned to storefront. "How could we let the wiki get ruined by greed? Again?" say former users.}}
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{{news item|{{date|31|Mar|2022}}||Hocotate Freight finishes its week-long flash sale. Customers who missed out called "dolts" by company.}}
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{{news item|{{date|12|Feb|2022}}||In-house incident increases local company's total by one, from the previous eleven.}}
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{{news item|{{date|25|Jan|2022}}||The Hocotate Business Bureau outlaws the practice of asking employees to repay debts whilst they are on vacation.}}
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