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=== Mario & Luigi ===
=== Mario & Luigi ===
{{transcript|Take Mario and Luigi, chances are you've heard of them, the Italian expats in the [[mariowiki:Mushroom Kingdom|Mushroom Kingdom]]? Luigi's never had a chance really. He's lanky and clumsy and his rotund brother always gets the spotlight, just because he was around sooner.
{{transcript|Take Mario and Luigi, chances are you've heard of them, the Italian expats in the Mushroom Kingdom? Luigi's never had a chance really. He's lanky and clumsy and his rotund brother always gets the spotlight, just because he was around sooner.


In the good old days Luigi was happy to try anything (as long as Mario did it first); nowadays he gets overlooked, never gets the girl and is always compared to his brother's success - even though he can jump higher! Maybe it's because he constantly manages to get himself into trouble, but just think, it must be hard to be the gormless, elongated one who always needs saving. Or gets left behind.
In the good old days Luigi was happy to try anything (as long as Mario did it first); nowadays he gets overlooked, never gets the girl and is always compared to his brother's success - even though he can jump higher! Maybe it's because he constantly manages to get himself into trouble, but just think, it must be hard to be the gormless, elongated one who always needs saving. Or gets left behind.


Seriously, those brothers and their moustaches are so famous they even have [[mariowiki:Wario|Evil]] [[mariowiki:Waluigi|Twins]]. Maybe that's their secret - they get a massive 'stache bonus! Olimar and I should consider getting matching facial hair, it could catapult us to the kind of fame worthy of spinoffs!|block=y}}
Seriously, those brothers and their moustaches are so famous they even have Evil Twins. Maybe that's their secret - they get a massive 'stache bonus! Olimar and I should consider getting matching facial hair, it could catapult us to the kind of fame worthy of spinoffs!|block=y}}


=== Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong ===
=== Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong ===
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=== Pikachu & Pokemon Trainer ===
=== Pikachu & Pokemon Trainer ===
{{transcript|Some people search forever to find their partner, others find them in tall grass, but even though Pikachu is the Pokemon Trainer's best friend in a world they must defend, it's still not equal! The trainer calls the shots, nurtures his little yellow buddy, decides whether he'll [[bulbapedia:Evolution|stay astonishingly cute]] and helps him [[bulbapedia:Move Deleter|forget traumatically useless moves]] - and no one even remembers the trainer's name, these days Pikachu's the famous one! He has a knack for self promotion, he's danger in a small package and looks like he'd be delicious with a piquant dipping sauce... perhaps I should consider repeating my name more?|block=y}}
{{transcript|Some people search forever to find their partner, others find them in tall grass, but even though Pikachu is the Pokemon Trainer's best friend in a world they must defend, it's still not equal! The trainer calls the shots, nurtures his little yellow buddy, decides whether he'll stay astonishingly cute and helps him forget traumatically useless moves - and no one even remembers the trainer's name, these days Pikachu's the famous one! He has a knack for self promotion, he's danger in a small package and looks like he'd be delicious with a piquant dipping sauce... perhaps I should consider repeating my name more?|block=y}}


=== Link & Navi ===
=== Link & Navi ===
{{transcript|But, when it comes to iconic partnerships, the story of Link and Navi's epic adventure with the [[zeldawiki:Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]] even made headlines on Hocotate! This duo prove that how big you are has nothing to do with how noisy you can be! He's a big green monosyllabic lug; she's tiny but probably the noisiest sidekick ever! She's all 'LISTEN! Here's some really useful information on your enemy!' or 'LISTEN! Did you notice that thing you blatantly didn't notice yet?'.
{{transcript|But, when it comes to iconic partnerships, the story of Link and Navi's epic adventure with the Ocarina of Time even made headlines on Hocotate! This duo prove that how big you are has nothing to do with how noisy you can be! He's a big green monosyllabic lug; she's tiny but probably the noisiest sidekick ever! She's all 'LISTEN! Here's some really useful information on your enemy!' or 'LISTEN! Did you notice that thing you blatantly didn't notice yet?'.


You have to hand it to her though, she's brilliant help when it comes to targeting and always knows what to do next – you know what they say 'behind every good man is a greater (tiny, flying,) woman'. How does she know that stuff anyway? Fairy magic? Maybe I should consider getting a fairy of my own. Or perhaps dressing like one might make some magic rub off on me; then again, there's [[zeldawiki:Tingle|a guy who does that already]] and I'm not convinced it's been much help to him.|block=y}}
You have to hand it to her though, she's brilliant help when it comes to targeting and always knows what to do next – you know what they say 'behind every good man is a greater (tiny, flying,) woman'. How does she know that stuff anyway? Fairy magic? Maybe I should consider getting a fairy of my own. Or perhaps dressing like one might make some magic rub off on me; then again, there's a guy who does that already and I'm not convinced it's been much help to him.|block=y}}


=== Conclusion ===
=== Conclusion ===
{{transcript|Thinking about it, what Olimar and I are really missing is a nemesis! Link and Navi have [[zeldawiki:Ganondorf|Ganondorf]], Mario and Luigi have [[mariowiki:Bowser|Bowser]], [[mariowiki:King K. Rool|King K. Rool]] hounds Donkey and Diddy Kong and Pikachu and That Other Guy always have some [[bulbapedia:Villainous team|Team]] on their tails! On the other hand, I don't fancy making any enemies, some might say I'm my own worst enemy!
{{transcript|Thinking about it, what Olimar and I are really missing is a nemesis! Link and Navi have Ganondorf, Mario and Luigi have Bowser, King K. Rool hounds Donkey and Diddy Kong and Pikachu and That Other Guy always have some Team on their tails! On the other hand, I don't fancy making any enemies, some might say I'm my own worst enemy!


Olimar and me, we're just good looking rebels thrown together to save the world... from a crippling debt brought about entirely by factors beyond my control. But, we've already got the thing that makes all of these duos special: we're great friends, and Olimar at least understands what's going on when he's told to 'press A', whatever that is.
Olimar and me, we're just good looking rebels thrown together to save the world... from a crippling debt brought about entirely by factors beyond my control. But, we've already got the thing that makes all of these duos special: we're great friends, and Olimar at least understands what's going on when he's told to 'press A', whatever that is.

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